Wale’s “Poor Decisions” featuring Rick Ross and Lupe Fiasco will be featured on Maybach Music Group’s “Self Made Vol. 3”.
Produced by Jake Uno

Lupe. Verse of the year.

Exclusive: A university student from China, pasted a “boyfriend-wanted” card on the university notice board and more than 2000 guys...

theblogaboutnothinn:

wzrdkelley:

did-you-kno:

The girl

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Guys who showed up.

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The notice card.

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“My name is Zhang Mengqian, a grade one student, and I think I am attractive, but strangely I can’t find a boyfriend. However I believe in destiny. If you…

The epitome of thirst.

Voice Challenge

Bored so I did the voice challenge. I hope I posted it correctly… lol

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
PUNCH QUEST

I scored 16370 points in PUNCH QUEST, then a bean-shaped flying imp barfed fire at me. #barf www.punchquest.com

Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!

tyleroakley:

vh1:

usatoday:

shortformblog:

yahoo:

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I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!

We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…

Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they don’t look as good on the dashboard as straight-up image posts. You guys are new here, so we’ll give you some time to get used to things.

A for effort.

Welcome Yahoo. ;)

THE CORPORATE SHADE.

Hilarious.

My dick hard then a muthafucka
You don’t what?
Tell that shit to another sucka.

Killa Cam (via titytwochainz)

Great American poet.


This right here is not a preview..


sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.